t-dugong Jun 21, 2023 Why am I not casted for the remake of The Little Mermaid? I look perfect...woof!
t-dugong Sep 9, 2022 *strap the new solar watch on doggo's tail* *Hangs a juicy steak on a string outside and puts on a fancy table with the finest gastronomic delectables* "Doggo, I think that steak is calling your name! It's so fresh it still moos!" *Plays a recording of cows moo-ing seductively*
*strap the new solar watch on doggo's tail* *Hangs a juicy steak on a string outside and puts on a fancy table with the finest gastronomic delectables* "Doggo, I think that steak is calling your name! It's so fresh it still moos!" *Plays a recording of cows moo-ing seductively*
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so
And they called it guppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all it isn't fair
To take away my only dream
I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday
You'll be back in my arms once again
Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a guppy love