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Inspector Hammer

Inspector Hammer

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  • t-dugong
    Happy Christmas, Inspector.

    *Rolls out*
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    Well thanks! And I didn't wish you a happy whatever the Muslim equivalent is of Christmas. Eid maybe?

    Or maybe the Malaysian equivalent of Christmas, since it's basically a national holiday in the US. (I don't have a guess at what that might be.)
    t-dugong
    Yoohoo! Long time no see, Inspector!
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    t-dugong
    t-dugong
    Days blend into each other. In other words, so regular as to be boring.
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    I'm a little bit in that space myself. Like you, I'm the proud owner of a quadplex. Unlike you, I bought a rundown POS and I'm fixing it up myself. (We're talking unliveably rundown.) I've been performing lead remediation for the last few months and it SUUUCKS. Requires a ton of setup and cleanup, it's just miserably boring when not outright unpleasant. I'm going to be so glad when I finally finish taking stuff out of this place and can finally start putting stuff on.
    t-dugong
    t-dugong
    Yosh! Quadplex owners unite!
    t-dugong
    Hello! How are you?
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    t-dugong
    t-dugong
    There, there....everything will be better. Cookies?🥨🥠🍪🍩
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    Well...now that you mention, I would like a cookie. Thank you, t-dugong, you're all right by me.

    Just don't commit crimes. I'd hate to have to arrest you.

    I'd still do it, but I'd hate to have to.

    Please, help yourself to the coffee. It's not very good, but it is strong.
    Lord Kragan
    Lord Kragan
    *snaps photo about public servant taking cookie bribe*
    Horton
    who on SB? :p
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    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    Lol, I should have just said "Yeah, I'm totally Fuzzy Modem! I'm posting from prison, where I'm teaching the inmates feminism!" But if I wanted people to know who I am on SB/SV I'd have some sort of reference to it displayed proudly. Given the way that the sites are cross-pollinated I figure it can't hurt to have a touch of compartmentalization. Just in case I say some really offensive shit. Or, just decide to burn an account in a firestorm of pornography.
    Horton
    Horton
    best bet if you were to do that is NC-17 fanfics involving the admins of the site in question

    (I never said anything!)
    Inspector Hammer
    Inspector Hammer
    I might do that. I read the one what got...I don't know, whoever it was banned from SB. (I think it was Erwin_Pommel maybe that shared it with me on the FiC Discord). I thought "This is pedestrian. I could write better erotica than that."

    So I'd have to really polish it up, and then get ready - because it would get posted along with a lot of explicit .gifs in a lot of threads. That would be 'Dropping the Hammer' of sexy carpetbombing.
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