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> Still have not posted on Twitter
> Now have a second follower after years of having none
> This one is a verified account
> ...of a UN representative
> Damn, I'm special with my account with a fake identity that I use only to check news feeds and some sassy political commentary
Ninja appears and kicks some ass. Observers are fucking idiots and ask "what was that!?". Random person who is probably also a ninja gives an explanation of what a ninja is (in that movie; explanations differ). Everybody oohs and aahs.
That moment when you realize that 40k is a story about a heroic communist revolutionary looking to elevate humanity to his level and in so doing create a stateless and classless utopian society where social status and wealth is irrelevant in the face of everyone being psionic demigods but was struck down by cruel Bourgeois oppressors who wanted to hoard the power of the Immaterium for themselves.