Lerticus

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  t-dugong

• Feb 12, 2020

Yo, @Lerticus. Just went by your SB profile and I saw lots and lots of barrels and crates and unopened bottles of vodka.

So...since you don't need it, I uh, donated them all to thevodka. That alright with you?

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  Eliar

• Feb 12, 2020

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  Lerticus

• Feb 11, 2020

Would watch.

Give me the GSU (Gritty Sesame Universe).

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  Eliar

• Feb 2, 2020

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  Lerticus

• Jan 21, 2020

Not Real Elmo explains how Trumpy got impeached. #education?

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  Alias

• Jan 21, 2020

So what's your favorite type of bear Lert? 'w'

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  Eliar

• Jan 21, 2020

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  Alias

• Jan 17, 2020

*Bunny vikings appear* Want to join us in raiding England, France, the Middle East and North Africa and a bunch of other places? 'w'

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  Eliar

• Jan 11, 2020

Spoiler: In Soviet Russia Bears huff you!

Lerticus! Does your depravity know no bounds!?

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  Lerticus

• Jan 10, 2020

Spell it out.

I like Subaru more today than yesterday.

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  Eliar

• Dec 20, 2019

Nostrovia Comrade...

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  Eliar

• Dec 9, 2019

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  Eliar

• Dec 5, 2019

Spray-painted polar bear alarms wildlife experts

Footage of a bear inscribed with "T-34" - the name of an iconic Soviet tank - is shared in Russia.

www.bbc.com

Shame on you Lerticus!

Whatever did the poor animal do to deserve that!?

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  Eliar

• Nov 27, 2019

Fucking sh-

Russian candy has booze in it.

Russian candy has booze in it.

I bought a couple of different chocolate bars from a local russian store and they both tasted of high grade alcohol. I was almost drunk the moment I finished em.

Why doesn't anyone TELL me these things!?

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  Flutters Is Shy

• Nov 10, 2019

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  Alias

• Nov 8, 2019

How are you Lerticus? 'w'

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  Lerticus

• Nov 7, 2019

102 years of remembrance and counting.

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  Lerticus

• Nov 7, 2019

> Still have not posted on Twitter
> Now have a second follower after years of having none
> This one is a verified account
> ...of a UN representative
> Damn, I'm special with my account with a fake identity that I use only to check news feeds and some sassy political commentary
>

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  Lerticus

• Nov 7, 2019

> I have my first Twitter follower!
> I have no posts on Twitter
>

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  Alias

• Nov 3, 2019

*Bunnies begin planting vodka trees here* 'w'

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  Lerticus

• Nov 2, 2019

Can confirm. Getting used to eating from a bowl is hard and messy.

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  Eliar

• Nov 2, 2019

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  Lerticus

• Nov 1, 2019

Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. - Ghandi, probably

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  Eliar

• Oct 31, 2019

Auto-brewery syndrome: Teetotal Teesville man can't stay sober as everything he eats turns to alcohol

Everything Matthew Hogg eats turns to alcohol so powerful he suffers hangovers and it has left him battling chronic alcohol-poisoning and liver disease

www.gazettelive.co.uk

https://www.washingtonpost.com/gdpr-consent/?destination=%2fhealth%2f2019%2f10%2f24%2fhe-was-acting-drunk-swore-he-was-sober-turns-out-his-stomach-was-brewing-its-own-beer%2f%3f

@Lerticus? Is that you?

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  Lerticus

• Oct 31, 2019

Aaah! Now it's a square! Will this change madness ever end!? *clutches chest*