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Once every 5 years, the ordinary dugong will use the awesome power granted to him by the Castle SPR(election commision, EC) to transform into Vo-Ter, the most powerful dugong in all Malaysia (for 30 seconds) to fight against forces of the evil stoopid politicos he doesn't like with his pen of power!!
Oy vey....I've learned my lesson, never eat bread's that's hours away from it's best before date. No matter if there's no mold or odd smells or anything.
*Runs back to the water closet*
Halp! Dugong gut flora is now an endangered species!
Fun fact about manatees and dugongs: they can survive for long periods of time outside of water, like when they're being transported by truck to new locations. Seriously, they just plop them on the ground and they're fine later on:
A pity the whales and dolphins couldn't take a page out of their Sirenian relatives book...