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Frozen In Carbonite

Inspector Hammer
Inspector Hammer
Well, I'd be doing better if it were still 1986. Back then it was funny when you made a suspect beat themselves up at gunpoint. Nowadays it's 'abuse of police authority', and everyone's got a cameraphone ready to record you doing it. So I got suspended for that, AND told that my magnum wasn't approved for duty use, so now I have to carry an issued Glock.

Not that it matters anyway, because I'm on desk duty for a while until the ACLU quits being babies.

Other than that I'm fine, how about you?
t-dugong
t-dugong
So hardcore....*edges away from maniac cop* I'm fine, thank you!

Eeeeeeee....!!! *Runs away*
Inspector Hammer
Inspector Hammer
I'm a public servant, t-dugong. You have no reason to fear me, unless you are committing crimes.

Although my department-mandated therapist tells me that criminals are supposed to fear apprehension and prosecution, not 'me' per se.

I tell you, things have changed, and everybody's trying to take the fun out of this job.
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