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Frozen in Carbonite

Mark Poe
Mark Poe
[laughs on the sidelines in cock]
Lerticus
Lerticus
Mooooom! T minus "Hannibal" dugong is doxxing me again! 😭
t-dugong
t-dugong
Stick with one representative animal then! I can't decide whether to call you a weas-bear or bea-sel!

Hummph!
Lerticus
Lerticus
The weasels work under contract, I am still a vodka-fueled part-T-34 Cossack bear living incarnation of Communism!

Besides, you call in the hogs! How is that different!?
t-dugong
t-dugong
Hog hunters helicopter! Auugh! Nobody reads the fine print anymore these days!

After all the trouble I went for those microdotted i's too.

*Sob, sniff!* 😭
Lerticus
Lerticus
Somebody has to be on those helicopters. A part of the Dugong's SEAL teams.
t-dugong
t-dugong
How speciesist of you! Those are volunteer hog hunters! #alllivesmatter
Lerticus
Lerticus
You break the sacred rules! No humans! (even if they have the word hog in their name)
t-dugong
t-dugong
What humans? *Checks with helis*

They're helicopters, no humans involved.
Lerticus
Lerticus
I have some shocking news for you: helicopters without pilots don't fly.
t-dugong
t-dugong
😱 Why Lerticus! I'd never thought you'd be racist like this! Self aware helicopters are totally a thing!

*Shows proof like Transformers, Gobots, Robocarpoli and various other documentaries*
Lerticus
Lerticus
So you admit to recruiting from other species!

Concession accepted. Case closed.
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