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Frozen in Carbonite

t-dugong
t-dugong
*ropes doggo into it*

*Dip doggo into coloured inks and use as brush*

"Doggo patterns, un!"
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Lerticus
Lerticus
*puts graffiti on dugong, mostly dicks*
t-dugong
t-dugong
*shave anti-communist tracts onto commiebear's hide*

*Burn shaved fur*
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Lerticus
Lerticus
*shaves the rest off*

Now I'm a naked old bear! Are you happy, King Dick-Dong-Dugong-a-Schlong!?
t-dugong
t-dugong
*puts on name tag with the legend, 'Jacoby'*

*Start music*

Stormwalker
Stormwalker
What is this tomfoolery?
Stormwalker
Stormwalker
Dammit Lert, put some pants on. The ladies are snickering.
Lerticus
Lerticus
Come on, Stormy. No one was using this place, so we thought it was abandoned.

No, T minus. You started the shenanigans, now you have to live with my bare bear ass.
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