FAIRBANKS, AK—Saying the pair sounded as if they were going through enough as it was, a respectful grizzly bear told reporters Friday that he was waiting to attack a tent until the couple inside had finished their fight. “I don’t want to make anything worse by barging in and mauling them while...
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Of course, she has been dead for quite some time and it took a while to get back from the other side.
That is my official story, and I'm sticking with it.
*drinks kvass*