All right. So the Aspern is one of those huge-ass Light Cruisers that they have. That's not a problem.
Now that. That is a problem.
The Lechon class is almost useless. We should have scrapped this design long ago as soon as we had the Furiosa class for scouting purposes.
Though at least it has a little better armor.
Now our Adobo is basically fine.
She's very fine.
No Armored cruiser has better than 5" armor anyway, and if you're using Armored Cruisers on the battle line with guns made to defeat armor greater than 6 inches you're doing it wrong.
(CL Ladron) I'm taking from from all enemy ships!
(CL Ladron) Get me the hell out of here!
Full speed to the left, keep tail on those CL Asperns.
(CL Ladron) What the frick is left? Your left? My left?!
(CA Adobo) Head due WEST, I'm coming through.
(CA Adobo) The enemy is opening up their formation, steaming away from us for some reason.
(CA Adobo) Keep going due West, we can try to sink that one Aspern to defeat them in detail.
(CL Ladron) 2 vs 1 is not bullying the same way 4 vs 2 isn't.
(CA Adobo) Reporting. One CL Aspern is off taking cover behind the pair of CA Donaus.
(CA Adobo) Lost sight of CL at NE. The Donaus are moving in to engage at parallel track.
(CA Adobo) Taking fire from enemy cruisers.
(CA Adobo) Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
(CA Adobo) Lost contact with the Aspern due North West.
(CA Adobo) Switching targets to nearest Donau.
(CA Adobo) Exchanging full broadsides.
(CL Ladron) I'm being useless!
(CA Adobo) Don't sound so happy about it.
(CL Ladron) This is my only tone of voice!
(CL Ladron) I'm actually feeling rather distressed.