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FIC carbonite team battle. Sarcobite, Indyfront and Vyor vs Aaron fox, Ravan, and Realmfighter
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I think Sarcobite would beat IndyFront because alligators can death roll Superman provided they get a little power up from some eldritch horrors like I dunno Lilith from the Bible. Aaron Fox beats Vyor because like foxes are cute and Aaron reminds me of Erin, who reminds me of my old counselor. Ravan beats Realmfighter because I have talked to Ravan and not Realmfighter that I remember. :x
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@Sarcobite In what context?
A fight.
It's fun and funny too like who knew? Like ok: The police come and @IndyFront hits them with a folding chair. The alligator bites their pretty pretty shoes and says something snappy about being @Sarcobite and his user name. @Aaron Fox splashes a policeman with a drink. @Vyor insults the cop's manliness and tells him to do his joooob beeetter. @Ravan and his harem run in and... dance seductively? Allowing everyone a chance to escape before the cops get out the pepper sprays.
Ok so they summon an Eldritch Horror. And the Eldritch Horror is like obsessed with... whatever they like. Forbidden knowledge, driving ppls cray cray, who knows? @IndyFront summons this horror and since it was on accident they don't have a formal contract so it visits @sneakykitten and makes her go cray cray and like cut off all her hair, which apparently means girls are cray cray. Actually that would make me cry yet I'm under the influence of eeevil. It's evil hair cutting commanded by a strange monster.
Vyor
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I would not!
Lord Inquisitor Adornable
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This is unfair as sensible, reasonable, and genuine individuals do not obtain mematic abilites.
The Paleo-Conservative Trump supporting Jurassic era Crocodile Mascot of Frozen in Carbonite would win handedly.
Are we talking about @Sarcobite? 'Cause like I would vote for him to win this fight too. @Ravan has a sexier pic tho. Aaanyway he banished the monster that made me cut my hair off so he totes has my vote to win in this made up brawl. Like totally. 
Vyor
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Leave. I would fuck off to anywhere else.
You have to engage the libereals on the other side though.
Um, I don't fight clean. Just ask my little brother about our little spats back when we were kids. Biting, kicking, punching, all until either one calls uncle or someone starts bleeding. That and I've been told that I throw a rather decent punch.
Vhat? Do I not even merit a mention!?
*hmphs in indignation*
*hmphs in indignation*
She doesn't fight totes by the books either. In fact she dislikes fighting soooo much that she'd do anything to avoid a long drawn out fight. It's their fault for like coming onto her with aggression. Anyways, good on you for fighting good I guess? I don't really like fistfights, words can do a lot more than punching her lights out. So as fun as this is I feel like if she ran away before the cops or Eldritch Horrors got there everyone would be better off.
Sailorpizza
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I felt your pain
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You mean the book of Enoch and the Babylonian scriptures, right? Not the bible... Lilith is mentioned like once in the bible and she was not described as a demonic lovecraftian horror...
Vyor
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It happens. We may only be text on a screen here but we're only hooman...