How many of your avatars can you (the person) take on?

[Mark Poe]

What the thread title says, how many of your avatars can you (in real life) take on in a fight?

scenario 1: hand to hand (i.e. no weapons)
scenario 2: you can equip yourself with any weapon (or anything you find useful in a fight) that you currently own.

 

[t-dugong]

What the thread title says, how many of your avatars can you (in real life) take on in a fight?

scenario 1: hand to hand (i.e. no weapons)
scenario 2: you can equip yourself with any weapon (or anything you find useful in a fight) that you currently own.

Answer 1). None, as I don't think I can lift a 550lbs animal that's 8 feet tall.
2). None, because I don't have the heart to injure a dugong. They're gentle creatures that doesn't bother anyone.

 

[TheRealCelene]

I num da other sneks. So I could take on two! Unless I get bigga when I num.

 

[Gravesinger]

Considering that my avatar is me, when I was still doing sports... Not even one, unless I manage to lure them into a drinking competition.

 

[Mark Poe]

I think I can take on a bunch of cocks, size difference for one. I'll just kick them all!

 

[TheRealCelene]

I think I can take on a bunch of cocks, size difference for one. I'll just kick them all!

Wut if itz a big black cock?

 

[Mark Poe]

Wut if itz a big black cock?

Then it gets really interesting...

 

[Lord Inquisitor Adornable]

Not only would Lord Adornable turn me into a shameful red smear in mercifully short span of time, but he'd first construct the great golden walls of Babylon around an impenetrable fortress capable of standing tall against the Emporer's enemies for the next 10,000 years; solely so my pitiful ass had a postion to besiege.

 

[Lerticus]

I am Cossack. All your avatars are doomed.

 

[Sailorpizza]

None since Naruko will spam shadow clones and destroy RL me.

 

[IndyFront]

Probably zero, in both scenarios.

 

[TheRealCelene]

Probably zero, in both scenarios.

He doesn't look so tough! You can takem!

 

[Yesman]

I think I can take on a bunch of cocks, size difference for one. I'll just kick them all!

Oh my, the amount of cocks you could take on with your crushing grip.


None. I get executed for failing my tasks and get shot.

 

[ScreenXSurfer]

Two. I can probably fight one Jeffree Star but two or more will fuck me up.

 

[t-dugong]

Two. I can probably fight one Jeffree Star but two or more will fuck me up.

I don't think Jeffree Stat is tougher than you, Screen. You can do it! I believe in you!

 

[Habstab]

Negative one. As it turned out, I was Alpharius/Omegaon the whole time as well. Because, of course that'd happen.

 

[Mondor]

None.

 

[TheRealCelene]

None.

What the fuck is that!?

 

[t-dugong]

What the fuck is that!?

Freddy Freaker, jokester extraordinaire from Nowhere.

 

[Argus Yomoflach]

In both scenarios probably... minus one? I'd say zero but Shakara is scary even when he's reduced to a severed head floating in space.

 

[Vorpal]

If you meet the Buddhabrot, kill the Buddhabrot.

 

[Horton]

If you meet the Buddhabrot, kill the Buddhabrot.

You'd have to prove the non existence of it to do that.

 

[JUSTSOMEALIN]

Then it gets really interesting...

 

[Mark Poe]

@JUSTSOMEALIN
Mirror match I presume?

 

[Baron Steakpuncher]

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