International New pope chosen

[Mark Poe]

https://apnews.com/live/conclave-pope-catholic-church-updates-5-8-2025

They picked an American as the new pope.

 

[Rufus Shinra]

Le Shrug, we'll just ignore him if he says stuff we don't like, as with previous popes.

 

[Ravan]

He's a bit less friendly to LGBT than Francis, but just as pro-migrant, just as "we need to fucking do something about climate change", and just as "Trump is a bad person doing bad things"