Crash Landing
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Time: One Hour AC(After Crash)
Location: ???
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Pain. Oh, God! The pain! Ya ever slam your face into a tree? No? Let me tell ya... It's painful. Oh so very painful. So... I'd suggest you don't do that. Ever. Though, I didn't really have I choice with-
Wait. I haven't actually explained what's going on yet, have I? Well... Truth be told, I don't have any ideas myself. I literally opened my eyes, and immeditaly crashed into a tree. And then I screamed in pain. Yep. That's what happened. I have no clue why it happened, but it happened. Still completely unsure why that happened. There's no reason I should have been a forest... Or why I would be flying face first at a tree.
Anywho, eh, what happened next was quite... Weird. Oh, yeah... I wasn't human anymore. And I didn't have a mouth anymore... Yeah, I probably just screamed incoherently for... an hour. Of course, not completely straight. I stopped to catch my breath, and ran around in terror. Yeah, uh, I'm not good at dealing with stressful situation. Not at all. Nope.
And... Yep, that's everything that's happened so far. I... Hate my life...
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Time: Three Hours AC(After Crash)
Location: ???
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I finally got out od that damn forest! And I even found a city! A city... With a force field around it. Frack it. Frack it all! Yep life just has to f with me. Blargh, why can't things be easy for once? Sigh...
I trek towards the city, protected by an actual force field, muttering vulgar comments all the way. Why I, finally, reach the force field... I did something quite ridiculous, as my current predicament was always insane, and knocked on the the stupid thing. Of course, nothing happened. That didn't stop me from knocking on it again, and again, and again. Eventually, the shield fell... And a robot, wearing a apron.
"What do you require, sir?"
Ya know, I could probably say something edgy like 'I'm looking for answers' or something to that effect. Instead... "I, truth be told, have no idea. But, uh... Can I come in?"
"Do you require assistance?"
"... I have absolutely no idea where I am. And I really want to fix that... So, yes, I would like some help." I'm... Not sure what to do now. Maybe I should have actually thought of that before I tregded over here. Ugh.
"One moment sir." The robot makes a strange beeping noise, before walking away. "Please follow me sir."
"... Ya know, this is probably stupid... But, eh... Better than wandering around aimlessly until I starve." I sigh, before trying to keep up with the goofy looking robot... And nearly crashed into it when it suddenly stopped, and the force field reactivated.
"Warning! Warning! Enemies detected! Reactiving force field!" The robot blares out, before running off again. Ugh, bloody hell.
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Time: Three Hours and Thirty Minutes AC(After Crash)
Location: Strange Lab In A Mysterious City
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"And... That's literally it." I shrug at the old man in front of me.
"Intriguing." He mutters, putting a hand under his chin. "Something must have dragged you to our reality. Either some sort of anomaly, or someone, or something, purposely brought you."
"So you actually believe me?" I ask him, slighty suspicious.
"Oh, my friend, stranger things happened." He sigh, shaking his head. "Now, will I would try my hardest to help you return hope, but, sadly, I have problems of my own."
"... And those are?" Oh, I wasn't actuallyplanning on helping him with anything dangerous. Still, might as well learn what I'll need to keep my head down around.
"It's Sonic and his gang. They keep attacking my SWEEPbots!" Anger actually begins to flood it's way through his voice. And... Wait, 'Sonic' and his gang? Sonic... And... While I hate to admit it I do kinda look like...
"Would this 'Sonic' guy happen to be a hedgehog?" Please don't let this-
"Why, yes. Do you have your own version of him in your reality?"
"... Y-You could say that." Aaaaannnndddd... Yep. Stupidity. Ugh. Blargh. Wait... Is this guy Eggman then? He does have robots, and a mustache. But... Well, this guy's robots wear skirts. Eggman's, I think, don't wear any actual clothes. "Uh... So, what exactly does this gang do? Besides the robot destroying."
"He and his friends want to conquer the whole world. If I hadn't created the force field that surrounds this whole city, they'd gladly rip it apart!"
"... Uh... O-Okay then... Is there anything-" What can I do here? If Sonic really is evil, there's probably little to nothing I can do here, right? I'm no fighter, by any stretch of the- Wait... Evil Sonic? Good Eggman? I'm guessing this world has everyone's morality flipped... Maybe even their whole backstories. So, would that mean... "Pfft! Hahaha!"
"Is everything alright." Wait? D-Did I do that out loud? Whoops! Eh...
"Oh, don't worry Doc. Don't you worry. I've just had an idea. A very... Funny idea. One that may actually be fix your problems." I chuckle, giving him a huge grin. "I have a question. Are there any space stations flying around?"
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A/N: Haven't posted anything for quite a while, so I've decided I'll cross post my cracky fanfiction over here are well!
Anywho, thanks to my friends on SB, LostGhost, Boohooo!, and Cyril Hendrix.
Anywho, I hope this crazy, crack insanity was st least a bit entertaining! Hopefully.
Time: One Hour AC(After Crash)
Location: ???
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Pain. Oh, God! The pain! Ya ever slam your face into a tree? No? Let me tell ya... It's painful. Oh so very painful. So... I'd suggest you don't do that. Ever. Though, I didn't really have I choice with-
Wait. I haven't actually explained what's going on yet, have I? Well... Truth be told, I don't have any ideas myself. I literally opened my eyes, and immeditaly crashed into a tree. And then I screamed in pain. Yep. That's what happened. I have no clue why it happened, but it happened. Still completely unsure why that happened. There's no reason I should have been a forest... Or why I would be flying face first at a tree.
Anywho, eh, what happened next was quite... Weird. Oh, yeah... I wasn't human anymore. And I didn't have a mouth anymore... Yeah, I probably just screamed incoherently for... an hour. Of course, not completely straight. I stopped to catch my breath, and ran around in terror. Yeah, uh, I'm not good at dealing with stressful situation. Not at all. Nope.
And... Yep, that's everything that's happened so far. I... Hate my life...
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Time: Three Hours AC(After Crash)
Location: ???
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I finally got out od that damn forest! And I even found a city! A city... With a force field around it. Frack it. Frack it all! Yep life just has to f with me. Blargh, why can't things be easy for once? Sigh...
I trek towards the city, protected by an actual force field, muttering vulgar comments all the way. Why I, finally, reach the force field... I did something quite ridiculous, as my current predicament was always insane, and knocked on the the stupid thing. Of course, nothing happened. That didn't stop me from knocking on it again, and again, and again. Eventually, the shield fell... And a robot, wearing a apron.
"What do you require, sir?"
Ya know, I could probably say something edgy like 'I'm looking for answers' or something to that effect. Instead... "I, truth be told, have no idea. But, uh... Can I come in?"
"Do you require assistance?"
"... I have absolutely no idea where I am. And I really want to fix that... So, yes, I would like some help." I'm... Not sure what to do now. Maybe I should have actually thought of that before I tregded over here. Ugh.
"One moment sir." The robot makes a strange beeping noise, before walking away. "Please follow me sir."
"... Ya know, this is probably stupid... But, eh... Better than wandering around aimlessly until I starve." I sigh, before trying to keep up with the goofy looking robot... And nearly crashed into it when it suddenly stopped, and the force field reactivated.
"Warning! Warning! Enemies detected! Reactiving force field!" The robot blares out, before running off again. Ugh, bloody hell.
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Time: Three Hours and Thirty Minutes AC(After Crash)
Location: Strange Lab In A Mysterious City
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"And... That's literally it." I shrug at the old man in front of me.
"Intriguing." He mutters, putting a hand under his chin. "Something must have dragged you to our reality. Either some sort of anomaly, or someone, or something, purposely brought you."
"So you actually believe me?" I ask him, slighty suspicious.
"Oh, my friend, stranger things happened." He sigh, shaking his head. "Now, will I would try my hardest to help you return hope, but, sadly, I have problems of my own."
"... And those are?" Oh, I wasn't actuallyplanning on helping him with anything dangerous. Still, might as well learn what I'll need to keep my head down around.
"It's Sonic and his gang. They keep attacking my SWEEPbots!" Anger actually begins to flood it's way through his voice. And... Wait, 'Sonic' and his gang? Sonic... And... While I hate to admit it I do kinda look like...
"Would this 'Sonic' guy happen to be a hedgehog?" Please don't let this-
"Why, yes. Do you have your own version of him in your reality?"
"... Y-You could say that." Aaaaannnndddd... Yep. Stupidity. Ugh. Blargh. Wait... Is this guy Eggman then? He does have robots, and a mustache. But... Well, this guy's robots wear skirts. Eggman's, I think, don't wear any actual clothes. "Uh... So, what exactly does this gang do? Besides the robot destroying."
"He and his friends want to conquer the whole world. If I hadn't created the force field that surrounds this whole city, they'd gladly rip it apart!"
"... Uh... O-Okay then... Is there anything-" What can I do here? If Sonic really is evil, there's probably little to nothing I can do here, right? I'm no fighter, by any stretch of the- Wait... Evil Sonic? Good Eggman? I'm guessing this world has everyone's morality flipped... Maybe even their whole backstories. So, would that mean... "Pfft! Hahaha!"
"Is everything alright." Wait? D-Did I do that out loud? Whoops! Eh...
"Oh, don't worry Doc. Don't you worry. I've just had an idea. A very... Funny idea. One that may actually be fix your problems." I chuckle, giving him a huge grin. "I have a question. Are there any space stations flying around?"
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A/N: Haven't posted anything for quite a while, so I've decided I'll cross post my cracky fanfiction over here are well!
Anywho, thanks to my friends on SB, LostGhost, Boohooo!, and Cyril Hendrix.
Anywho, I hope this crazy, crack insanity was st least a bit entertaining! Hopefully.