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The avatar running battle thread (and shenanigans! [Yes @Lerticus, I changed the title])

:O *Buns work to rapidly swap the offered goods for various chicken meals* Thank you, come again! :D
 
*Bunnies descend upon several nearby chicken nations conquering them. Several Bunny KFC pop up*

Would the doggos be interested in purchasing some chicken? 'w'

*Dugong looks at Bunny KFC menu and orders a crapton of coleslaw*

"Uh, do you take seaweed as recognized tender for payment?"

*Shows barrels of freshly harvested seaweed*
 
*Bunnies hop up and down as they consider this* We'll accept some seaweed, though were gonna need hard currency like gold or bunny dollars for the rest of your order. 'w'
 
*Most of doggo horde munches on KFC, some sniff at the strange worried new lady, a few sniff at the seaweed and a couple stumble in a stray vodka barrel and get instablitzed!*
 
"Did you guys hear that?"

"No, and keep packing the BunnyDollars! We need coleslaw!!"

*Dugong army continues taking off with the gajillion bunny dollars in @Lerticus' vault*
 
*seals the vault door and begins to pump in maple syrup through the single grate in the very top of the vault room*

"You sea mammals taste nasty! Sweeten up, terrorists!"
 
*doggo horde looks at the booze barrel, and the box of shinny things that fell off the back of the sentai duggongs truck*

*Noiseof rusty gears turning*

*Doggo horde pushes barrel and box of shinnies to the nearest Bunny Trade point!*

"Arf?"
 
*seals the vault door and begins to pump in maple syrup through the single grate in the very top of the vault room*

"You sea mammals taste nasty! Sweeten up, terrorists!"

*Dugong army runs around in closed vault in a panic before one sea mammal accidentally touched a button on a Deadpool-belt*

"Zworp!!"

*Dugong army and the contents of Lerti-vault suddenly appears in the middle of a field*


"Freeedoooom!!"

"What about the vodka?"

"Who cares! Take the Bunny dollars and vamoose, muchachos!"

*Dugong army makes like a tree and leaves*
 
"Ha! It is all fiat currency you stole!"

"Really! It is made from old Fiats! You do not have the mechanical skill to keep that money running!" :LOL:
 
*Bunnies open additional food factories and set up new farms to keep up with demand for food export from the Bunny Empire to other nations* The increase demand for food must be met!
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Pictured bunnies being cutely efficient and efficiently cute at a newly opened factory c. 2019
 
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*Your weapon shipments arrive under heavy bun guard* There have been many raid upon our convoy's. But we've beefed up security and you will now receive daily weapon shipments.
 
*Doggos offer chicken to the pretty worried Lady.*

*The rest of the doggo horde wonders confused in the new complexes and bun trade points, So many tasties, so many shinies!*

*Doggo Horde drags shinnies, veggies, unconcious sentai duggongs and smoking bears to Bun Points for appraisal!*

*IQ increase!*

*Doggo Horde can now think in words with more than 3 syllables!*
 
*dugong wakes up amidst shinies, veggies and smoking bear*

"Woah, must've been a kickass party*

*Dugong clicked button for insta-recall while munching on some veggies and farting at smoking bear's face*

"Uhhh, sorry my bad."
 
*Bunnies observe a lack of activity in the other nations. Bunnies send out scouts to see what has happened to them* 'w'
 
*Dugong army notices a bunny scout spying on the dugong during the holy month of "Doin' nothin'" and decided to not care*
 
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"Oh yeahhh! Best month of Doin Nothin' to date!"

*Looks at calendar*

Dugongarmy begins occupation of newly conquered territory.
 
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