Brain's Journey Begins
You are https://pinkyandthebrain.fandom.com/wiki/Brain , ruler of BrainLand. Many years ago, you had teamed up with 7 others for a coup of the world and were actually successful. Although ruling two places in the world rather than all of it wasn't EXACTLY what you wanted, it was certainly good enough.
BrainLand is made of (Pick Two):
[] Canada
[] Half of the United States
[] Japan
[] Egypt
[] Spain
[] New Zealand
[] Australia
You were currently filling out paperwork that would make the fixing of potholes quickly absolutely necessary when you hear a cry of "WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, NARF!"
With that, your door is slammed open and https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie bounces in, grinning.
"Hiya!" She cheerfully waved.
Huh. How Interesting. A citizen of Erquestia? You had heard reports that infighting amongst it's villains had lead to an explosion that reduced that place to a smoldering hole in the ground. How anyone survived was beyond you.
"Sorry, Brain, old buddy, I tried to stop 'er, but she's crafty, poit!" https://pinkyandthebrain.fandom.com/wiki/Pinky panted.
"It's fine Pinky. You tried your best." You fondly state to your oldest friend and ally. The fellow mouse beamed and walked off contently.
"Now, what exactly do you want that required you to break in here?" You ask the pink pony, discreetly keeping a hand on the laser pistol under your desk.
"A job." Pinkie stated simply.
"Any particular one?" You drawl.
"No, just any one that gives me a roof over my head and company. I've had a... Rough time since Erquestia went bye bye." Pinkie admitted, deflating ever so slightly.
"Well, why here?"
"Word on the street is you're, like, super duper nice. Plus, uh, I tried out everywhere else. I wasn't a hit." Pinkie coughed.
You considered things as Pinkie fidgeted so much she ended up floating. Eventually, your empathy won out.
"Welcome to BrainLand, madame."
"Huzzah! I'm Pinkie Pie by the way."
"Yes, quite. Follow my associate Pinky to your new job at one of my recent acquisitions."
"Yay, another Pinky!"
You send Pinkie to work at:
[] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Krab
[] https://ghostbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Firehouse/Animated and associated bussiness
[] A shoe selling bussiness made from what was once https://bokunoheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/U.A._High_School
[] A mental health facility run out of https://starvstheforcesofevil.fandom.com/wiki/Castle_Avarius
[] A detective agency ran by the rather odd and not very competent duo of https://superheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Hong_Kong_Phooey and https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Scooby-Dum with the exasperated https://bobobo.fandom.com/wiki/Beauty as a receptionist/janitor.
You sit back and relax. You had a good feeling about this.
BANG!
....Mostly.
BrainLand is made of (Pick Two):
[] Canada
[] Half of the United States
[] Japan
[] Egypt
[] Spain
[] New Zealand
[] Australia
You were currently filling out paperwork that would make the fixing of potholes quickly absolutely necessary when you hear a cry of "WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, NARF!"
With that, your door is slammed open and https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Pinkie_Pie bounces in, grinning.
"Hiya!" She cheerfully waved.
Huh. How Interesting. A citizen of Erquestia? You had heard reports that infighting amongst it's villains had lead to an explosion that reduced that place to a smoldering hole in the ground. How anyone survived was beyond you.
"Sorry, Brain, old buddy, I tried to stop 'er, but she's crafty, poit!" https://pinkyandthebrain.fandom.com/wiki/Pinky panted.
"It's fine Pinky. You tried your best." You fondly state to your oldest friend and ally. The fellow mouse beamed and walked off contently.
"Now, what exactly do you want that required you to break in here?" You ask the pink pony, discreetly keeping a hand on the laser pistol under your desk.
"A job." Pinkie stated simply.
"Any particular one?" You drawl.
"No, just any one that gives me a roof over my head and company. I've had a... Rough time since Erquestia went bye bye." Pinkie admitted, deflating ever so slightly.
"Well, why here?"
"Word on the street is you're, like, super duper nice. Plus, uh, I tried out everywhere else. I wasn't a hit." Pinkie coughed.
You considered things as Pinkie fidgeted so much she ended up floating. Eventually, your empathy won out.
"Welcome to BrainLand, madame."
"Huzzah! I'm Pinkie Pie by the way."
"Yes, quite. Follow my associate Pinky to your new job at one of my recent acquisitions."
"Yay, another Pinky!"
You send Pinkie to work at:
[] https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Krab
[] https://ghostbusters.fandom.com/wiki/Firehouse/Animated and associated bussiness
[] A shoe selling bussiness made from what was once https://bokunoheroacademia.fandom.com/wiki/U.A._High_School
[] A mental health facility run out of https://starvstheforcesofevil.fandom.com/wiki/Castle_Avarius
[] A detective agency ran by the rather odd and not very competent duo of https://superheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Hong_Kong_Phooey and https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Scooby-Dum with the exasperated https://bobobo.fandom.com/wiki/Beauty as a receptionist/janitor.
You sit back and relax. You had a good feeling about this.
BANG!
....Mostly.