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What's The Worst Fanfic You've Found

I'm just going to pop in here and nominate For Love of Magic for the title of "Worst fanfiction ever." The entire thing is just a thinly veiled excuse for the author to justify racism, rape, and similarly disgusting things. This line, in particular, stands out:

Speaking of dumb monkeys, Harry had never realized how many foreigners there were in Europe these days. People from failed African states and backward Middle Eastern ones, every variety of sub-optimally cultured human. Which idiot thought it was a good idea to open the gates for the barbarians? London even had a Muslim mayor for fuck's sake.
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There was even a point where the author said that women were designed to be ruled over by men. The entire "story" is ridiculous. What really sucks is that the author does appear to be genuinely creative and good at writing, but the story gets bogged down by all this stupid shit. Removing the smut alone would cut the story in half.
 
For the OP, I only have one word that should be included into this menagerie of bad fanfiction works:

Pokegirls.
 
You know, I have a problem with this thread.
On one hand, I would really wish to share with you one of the worse fic I ever attempted to read, but on the other, I am not willing to risk being banned for inflicting cruel and unnatural physiological tortures on all of you.
 
Chatokay said:
You know, I have a problem with this thread.
On one hand, I would really wish to share with you one of the worse fic I ever attempted to read, but on the other, I am not willing to risk being banned for inflicting cruel and unnatural physiological tortures on all of you.
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I can take the torture.
 
Chatokay said:
You know, I have a problem with this thread.
On one hand, I would really wish to share with you one of the worse fic I ever attempted to read, but on the other, I am not willing to risk being banned for inflicting cruel and unnatural physiological tortures on all of you.
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You don't have to share a link, only summarize it.
 
Skeletickles said:
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I can take the torture.
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@Horton, do you grant me full immunity for sharing a fanfic that is written in such bad English that it would make Elizabeth II herself run away screaming and becoming insane ?
 
Chatokay said:
@Horton, do you grant me full immunity for sharing a fanfic that is written in such bad English that it would make Elizabeth II herself run away screaming and becoming insane ?
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That bad?

And most likely written in script style, isn't it?
 
Chatokay said:
That bad. But since I was granted full immunity…
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11457138/1/GATE-The-frenchies-in-another-world
The story isn't that bad, but his English, oh my ROB. I'm usually able to get over it, correcting the translation directly in my mind, but this one ? I had to give up reading it to preserve my sanity.
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I read translated Chinese novels, and naturally, I have to be pretty good at ignoring when something is pretty badly written.

But this is just horrible. I couldn't get through the first chapter.
 
Rufus Shinra said:
Be glad you don't understand French, otherwise we could have assaulted you with some deliciously awful French fics. @Arius, remember Millenium? :D
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I'd have retaliated with awful German fics. Most likely ones written by myself 15 years ago... :cautious:
 
Chatokay said:
That bad. But since I was granted full immunity…
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11457138/1/GATE-The-frenchies-in-another-world
The story isn't that bad, but his English, oh my ROB. I'm usually able to get over it, correcting the translation directly in my mind, but this one ? I had to give up reading it to preserve my sanity.
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Its GATE. They all suck dick unless its written by a fellow named IRun.
The usual GATE story formula is:
1) Replace Japan with pet faction
2)Stomp
3) Torture
3.5) Pet protagonists acting like they have the moral high ground
4)Rants on why Japan is weak for not torture raping and being Imperialistic in canon
5)Rants on why Japan is evil in GATE cos WW2
(Optional) Stomp Japan as well.
7)Rehashed characters but in the faction.
8) Fantasy native villains have even higher levels of Villain idiot ball.
Out of all the things wrong with canon, writers just want to wank their pet faction. Just like Mass Effect, ZnT and the Ebul theocratic Colonies of Kobol.
 
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Yesman said:
Its GATE. They all suck dick unless its written by a fellow named IRun.
The usual GATE story formula is:
1) Replace Japan with pet faction
2)Stomp
3) Torture
4)Rants on why Japan is weak for not torture raping and being Imperialistic in canon
5)Rants on why Japan is evil in GATE cos WW2
(Optional) Stomp Japan as well.
Out of all the things wrong with canon, writers just want to wank their pet faction. Just like Mass Effect, ZnT and the Ebul theocratic Colonies of Kobol.
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Actually I am reading one where 3 to 5 don't happen, and 2 is on the same level than in the original.
 
Chatokay said:
Actually I am reading one where 3 to 5 don't happen, and 2 is on the same level than in the original.
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Well i guess the French wouldn't be childishly murderous in the new world They'd just herd all the bakers into re-education camps to learn the true way of the bread craft.
 
Yesman said:
Well i guess the French wouldn't be childishly murderous in the new world They'd just herd all the bakers into re-education camps to learn the true way of the bread craft.
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Give a képi to an Orc, teach his kids about their ancestors the Gauls and whack them on the fingers anytime they hint at speaking anything else than French. Then face some trouble when Orc students start going on a riot a couple of decades later because they are Le Tired in universities.

"Jean-Baptiste. Emmanuel. Zorg."
 
Yesman said:
Its GATE. They all suck dick unless its written by a fellow named IRun.
The usual GATE story formula is:
1) Replace Japan with pet faction
2)Stomp
3) Torture
3.5) Pet protagonists acting like they have the moral high ground
4)Rants on why Japan is weak for not torture raping and being Imperialistic in canon
5)Rants on why Japan is evil in GATE cos WW2
(Optional) Stomp Japan as well.
7)Rehashed characters but in the faction.
8) Fantasy native villains have even higher levels of Villain idiot ball.
Out of all the things wrong with canon, writers just want to wank their pet faction. Just like Mass Effect, ZnT and the Ebul theocratic Colonies of Kobol.
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I remember one, Manifest Destiny, a 40k crossover.

it was.... actually pretty ok. Quite good, in fact.
 
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