Obviously you can and should directly link to porn
Squidward raping Mercy from Overwatch just so he could spite Spongebob's obsession whenever he talks about Mercy.
Tony Stark having sex with various female characters and princesses in Disney animated films.
Harry Potter having sex with various female characters from Marvel and DC universes.
Depends on where you look.I thought that was standard FF.net fare.
That sounds like the best thing since the Indian's learned that the British make better rulers for their kingdoms!The Magical N word is Harry Potter story in which a black Gary Stu (makes Turtle) goes to Hogwarts and meets Harry Potter (who is black) and well, um here are the highlights......
. When Turtle first discovers he's a wizard, he uses his magic to summon fried chicken and watermelon
. Turtle goes to a Black Magic class where the teacher is Magic Johnson
. He gets arrested by the police at one point.
. Snape is Jewish and at one point uses and giant dollar as a magic carpet
. Turtle hooks up with Hermione and for there first date they go to Applebee's
. When Turtle and Hermione hooks up the sex is described as "He put his big black cock into her tiny white vagina"
. The KKK appear at one point
. Voldemort is working with Hitler, Dracula, and the devil who eat actual babies
. 50 cent is literally god
. Hermione patronus is a vaccine cleaner
. Dumbledore uses a Chain gun to fight dementors
. Turtle and friends go back in time to when Jesus and Mary went to Hogwarts.
. Turtle and friends go back in time
. Jesus has a "big black cock"
. Ponchus Pylot is called Pumpass Pilot
. Jesus has a portrait of "Abraham Lincoln, king of the Jews"
He has a loving family and best friends, laughs and cries from time to time… Bernie Sanders, an eighth grader of USA middle school, is one of those who lives such a life. One day, he had a very capitalistic encounter. He doesn't know if it happened by chance or by fate yet. This is a fateful encounter that can change his destiny- This is the beginning of the election.
Summary
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- The Statue of David/Justin Trudeau
- Bad Puns
- gratuitous descriptions of statue dick
- marble worship
- like seriously bad puns you don't even know
"Farewell, David," he whispered, his throat tightening. He was staring up into the statue's eyes with a desperate desolation, not yet ready to let go of the few brief moments he'd had with the monolith.
Then, David winked at him.
Wait, David WINKED at him. Justin's face fell blank with stupefied shock. He hadn't imagined it; he knew what he had seen.
Honestly that sound's perfectly in character for him.Tony Stark having sex with various female characters and princesses in Disney animated films.
Tony Stark having sex with various female characters and princesses in Disney animated films.
Me before:My immortal?
How can be a thread such as this and My immortal not getting a mention?
Yeah, I can believe it, but it's the other stuff that makes me question some of the author's decisions. Not that I don't lurk with anything with lemons.Honestly that sound's perfectly in character for him.
No, not really.Did he at least make some good ice puns with Elsa?