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Obviously you can't directly link to porn, but screenshots of the description and a non graphic explanation are fine

So what fics do you just want to get out of your head? For utter bizarreness.
 
Hey @Horton!

Do you believe in magic?

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Jokes on him that guy's Canadian.
 
Squidward raping Mercy from Overwatch just so he could spite Spongebob's obsession whenever he talks about Mercy.

Tony Stark having sex with various female characters and princesses in Disney animated films.

Harry Potter having sex with various female characters from Marvel and DC universes.

I thought that was standard FF.net fare.
 
The Magical N word is Harry Potter story in which a black Gary Stu (makes Turtle) goes to Hogwarts and meets Harry Potter (who is black) and well, um here are the highlights......

. When Turtle first discovers he's a wizard, he uses his magic to summon fried chicken and watermelon

. Turtle goes to a Black Magic class where the teacher is Magic Johnson

. He gets arrested by the police at one point.

. Snape is Jewish and at one point uses and giant dollar as a magic carpet

. Turtle hooks up with Hermione and for there first date they go to Applebee's

. When Turtle and Hermione hooks up the sex is described as "He put his big black cock into her tiny white vagina"

. The KKK appear at one point

. Voldemort is working with Hitler, Dracula, and the devil who eat actual babies

. 50 cent is literally god

. Hermione patronus is a vaccine cleaner

. Dumbledore uses a Chain gun to fight dementors

. Turtle and friends go back in time to when Jesus and Mary went to Hogwarts.

. Turtle and friends go back in time

. Jesus has a "big black cock"

. Ponchus Pylot is called Pumpass Pilot

. Jesus has a portrait of "Abraham Lincoln, king of the Jews"
 
The Magical N word is Harry Potter story in which a black Gary Stu (makes Turtle) goes to Hogwarts and meets Harry Potter (who is black) and well, um here are the highlights......

. When Turtle first discovers he's a wizard, he uses his magic to summon fried chicken and watermelon

. Turtle goes to a Black Magic class where the teacher is Magic Johnson

. He gets arrested by the police at one point.

. Snape is Jewish and at one point uses and giant dollar as a magic carpet

. Turtle hooks up with Hermione and for there first date they go to Applebee's

. When Turtle and Hermione hooks up the sex is described as "He put his big black cock into her tiny white vagina"

. The KKK appear at one point

. Voldemort is working with Hitler, Dracula, and the devil who eat actual babies

. 50 cent is literally god

. Hermione patronus is a vaccine cleaner

. Dumbledore uses a Chain gun to fight dementors

. Turtle and friends go back in time to when Jesus and Mary went to Hogwarts.

. Turtle and friends go back in time

. Jesus has a "big black cock"

. Ponchus Pylot is called Pumpass Pilot

. Jesus has a portrait of "Abraham Lincoln, king of the Jews"
That sounds like the best thing since the Indian's learned that the British make better rulers for their kingdoms!
 
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11533539/1/Bernie-Magica

He has a loving family and best friends, laughs and cries from time to time… Bernie Sanders, an eighth grader of USA middle school, is one of those who lives such a life. One day, he had a very capitalistic encounter. He doesn't know if it happened by chance or by fate yet. This is a fateful encounter that can change his destiny- This is the beginning of the election.
 
Summary
"Farewell, David," he whispered, his throat tightening. He was staring up into the statue's eyes with a desperate desolation, not yet ready to let go of the few brief moments he'd had with the monolith.
Then, David winked at him.
Wait, David WINKED at him. Justin's face fell blank with stupefied shock. He hadn't imagined it; he knew what he had seen.

Waaaaat

JT x statue
 
My immortal?

How can be a thread such as this and My immortal not getting a mention?
Me before:
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Me after:
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Honestly that sound's perfectly in character for him.
Yeah, I can believe it, but it's the other stuff that makes me question some of the author's decisions. Not that I don't lurk with anything with lemons.
Did he at least make some good ice puns with Elsa?
No, not really.

He made a peculiar machine for Belle to enjoy. A toy or something along the lines. :LOL:

When he was getting it on with Aurora, he was having a mental conversation about how Angelina Joelie's role in Maleficient was a terrible decision on someone's part before he had to flee the house because the fairies came back.
 
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